I wanted a massage but couldn’t get a hold of my normal masseuse, I just wanted to be pampered. When I realized that I wanted company I decided that I would get online I called about 25 girls before I found one that would see me that night I tried eros, craigs list and backpage Well I found victorias ad on backpage I called she was home and I drove to her place. she gave me a good massage and she talked about how business was slow lately and I said thats because most guys want full service, and thats usually the route I take also. we after a few moments Victoria stood up and she turned around. I was about to ask her what she was doing when she went to her knees and took my erect penis in front off her mouth and breathed on it. She stroked me with her hands, applying pressure in all of the right places, playing with my balls, and touching my thighs. Her timing was always impeccable and I couldn’t help but be turned on when I looked down at her and her hands was sliding up and down rhythmically as if she had been the creator of the hand job.
Unable to hold back any longer I pulled her head into me and guided it down onto my penis quickly she tried to pull back but I had her hair in my hands. I felt my hips gently thrusting into her face as I neared orgasm, and just as I began to cum I grabbed fistfuls of her hair and pulled her into me. She swallowed deeply and I moaned loudly as I finished climaxing. When she knew I was done she stood up, wiped off her
Victoria
mouth, and said. Feel better? Out of breath I simply nodded and began to redress.
But Then I changed my mind I just had to fuck her.
She was about to lean away when I pulled her close to me then I pulled up her skirt, moved her panties to the side and leaned her against the bed and I slid into her, pulling her hips into me as I did so she looked shocked at first and rolled her eyes like annoyed but did not protest. While having sex with this beautiful milf I had the most awesome climax and felt the loneliness melt away.
When we were done I sipped the rum and coke that she had made me and continued to look around with astonishment. I was turned on by the fact that she was a self sufficient woman, but it was also an odd experience. Though it wasn’t a bad night. Funny how its always the older ones that go above and beyond while the hot younger girls make so many demands its makes you ask “who is paying who”? her ad can be found HERE.
A 41-year-old man was charged today with the murder of a prostitute whose strangled body was found in a burned-out flat, police said.
Andrea Waddell’s body was found by firefighters in her first floor flat in Upper Lewes Road, Brighton, shortly before midnight last Thursday.
Neil McMillan, a satellite installer, of Bennett Road, Brighton, has also been charged with arson with intent to endanger life, Sussex Police said.
He was arrested on Saturday night and detectives were granted an extension to continue questioning him.
He will appear at Brighton Magistrates Court tomorrow.
Ms Waddell’s family has revealed she was born Alexander John, but underwent gender surgery to become a woman while studying for a masters degree at the University of Sussex.
She also studied at Durham University.
Her parents, Sonia and Robin, and brother Nick, said a number of health problems the 29-year-old suffered from made life very difficult and painful for her and she should not be judged for how she made a living.
Meet Amanda Brooks. She was raised in Texas, went to college and graduated with a double degree in photography and English. She entered the workforce, found a job she really enjoyed and then retired… At the age of 29. Her chosen profession? Internet call girl. And like any retired person with valuable advice, Ms. Brooks has written a couple of books: The Internet Escort’s Handbook, volumes 1 and 2. The first book deals with “basic mental, emotional and physical considerations in escort work.” The second is about advertising and marketing. A little digging revealed that the book has chapters titled “Are You A People Person? How Can You Become One?” and, under “Your Personal Appearance” are sections named “Breasts,” “Weight And Proportions,” “Hair,” “Stretch Marks,” “Teeth and Breath,” “The Period Question,” and, of course, “Ejaculation (Face or Specific Body Part).” Very thorough. Oh! And — here’s the difference between an escort and a cheap hooker, in case you were wondering:
If you are selling your time, undivided attention, and the (unspoken) offer of sexual entertainment, you’re an escort. If you’re selling a specific sexual activity for a certain amount of money, you’re a prostitute. If you won’t have sex with the man you’re dating unless he buys you an expensive dinner, you’re a (relatively cheap) prostitute.
It’s not clear why Ms. Brooks appears to be wearing a wig in some of her photos, but her site claims, “Amanda’s family is not embarrassed by her or her mission.” And although she’s retired, it sounds like she really enjoyed letting old dudes grope her for money! “How did I feel working as an escort?” she asks. “Happy, satisfied, in control of my life; wealthy, healthy, at peace with myself, free, successful and I slept like a baby every night.”
A few weeks ago, this dude, George Sodini, went apeshit in a Pittsburgh LA Fitness health club and shot up the joint, killing 3 women before murking himself. News of his blog rantings about his problems and planned “shoot ‘em up” spread like crazy on the internets and old media systems. The running theory is that he’s a little crazy and was pissed at women for not giving him any ass. I’m thinking the problem was that he was just plain batshit, but let’s run with the no sex angle. So the dude was 48 and he says that he hadn’t had a girlfriend since 1984 and he’d had no sex since 1990. A little perspective, in 1984: Ronald Reagan was re-elected to a 2nd term. Prince’s Purple Rain dropped. Eddie Murphy’s last episode on Saturday Night Live aired. Run DMC’s self-titled debut album dropped. UTFO’s “Roxanne Roxanne” dropped. Ghostbusters was the shit. You only heard rap music on K104 and 107FM. If you were born in 1984, chances are you’ve gone through mad relationships and you might even be wifed up with kids. Why? I don’t know…but shit happens. Some more perspective. In 1990, Bush I was halfway through his first and only term. Ice Cube’s “Amerikkka’s Most Wanted” dropped. Public Enemy’s “Fear of a Black Planet” dropped. Digital Underground’s “Sex Packets” dropped. Home Alone with Macaulay Culkin topped the box office and was $1.15 a gallon A whole generation had flipped the calendar and that dude hadn’t gotten any ass. I know there are plenty of y’all who were born in 1990 and got your smash game on right… so to think that this dude hasn’t gotten a piece in 19 years is really fucking insane. The reason this dude didn’t get any of that nook-nook is sort of a chicken and egg question: -Did dude not get any ass because he was crazy? I know women have a great sense of intuition and the fact that he had the propensity to go Columbine might have set off women’s senses not to fuck with him. That was probably was the case with that Virginia Tech kid too… And the Columbine kids. -Or was he crazy because he didn’t get any ass? A dry spell of a few months might make a nigga flip out. But nineteen years would probably send the Pope on some Helter Skelter type shit. It’s just not natural. I don’t need to search the internets to know that there are of plenty psychological studies that show that sex depravation will drive a person crazy. Just think: old people and a house full of cats… or homeless people who mumble to themselves. Dudes who can’t get any on their own power should have unfettered access the world’s oldest profession. For those who have a medical case of not non-pussy-getting, like Sodini, there should be a public option. *Sex is as important to the human species as protein and not being eaten by lions. Obviously, you can’t buy a steak from just ol’ anywhere to get your protein. The place you buy your meat is controlled by some government Health Department. The place that slaughtered the animal is controlled by Food and Drug Administration -as is the place that housed and fed the cows from the day they were born. Steak isn’t illegal, it’s regulated. And in some parts of the world, including some parts of this country, prostitution isn’t illegal, it’s regulated. Though inadvertent, don’t think the irony of comparing prostitution to the meat industry is lost on me, either. But if we take a lesson from our friends in Amsterdam who have legalized prostitution, their working girls are licensed and constantly medically screened by the government. Their industry exists in an open market so there are little to no instances of murder or physical abuse … unless that’s what you paid for. Why not get a government agency to regulate prostitution in the US? This would probably be one of the few agencies that would operate without needing funding.
Hope you partied it up real good at Suite last weekend, club kids. Seems the Knox-Henderson ultralounge is ultraclosed, according to another local source.
I'd heard great things about Suite's basement but hadn't had a chance to stop by and check it out ... maybe if the space becomes another club, I'll get to explore. Meantime, check out all the fun you could've had there in this week's Quick, in which Suite is featured in our well-timed Up All Night column.
I had the chance to sample the menu at the upcoming steakhouse Bailey's Prime Plus, located in the new Park Lane development across I-75 from NorthPark Center. The menu will be pretty much the same as the one at the chain's Cedar Hill location (except the North Dallas site will also offer baked potatoes as a side), and the decor will be similarly as lavish, too. Above is a photo of the unfinished bar, featuring some of the most comfy seating I've ever had the pleasure to set my tuchus in, and funky red chandeliers and tall windows. Next door is a giant central dining room, featuring banquettes framing a water fountain and a row of trees. There'll be a couple of private dining spaces as well.
But what about the food? The kitchen churned out a little of everything: wet-aged filet mignon, a crisp fillet of Texas-raised striped bass, and a slew of sides including a sweet, polenta-thickened creamed corn I wanted to marry. That scoop of goodness in the lower corner? Peruvian potato mashpots, topped with a bit of bleu cheese. Mmmm.
The restaurant plans to keep the bar open till 2 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, bringing in DJs and serving up small-plate snackies. Since it's literally two minutes from home, I will prolly be checking it out with some frequency. Even more exciting (to me, anyway), general manager Chris Rowberry promised (jokingly? I hope not!) to engrave my name into one of the red velvety seats in the lounge. You better believe I'll hold him to that ... stay tuned, chickadees.
Sometimes you want to enjoy a fine glass of wine for a happy hour treat, and when that craving hits, you can satisfy it -- and your hunger -- at Vickery Park. Every Wednesday from 4 to 7 p.m., the Henderson Avenue haunt takes half off the price of a bottle of vino when you buy a large order of mussels or a cheese board. So even though Vickery's a pretty casual joint, feel free to raise your pinkie finger a bit and class up your happy hour.
The Dallas country star did more than 200 radio interviews in 24 hours. I'm taking bets on how many times he was asked about his influences.
From AP:
Country singer Jack Ingram is talked out.
Guinness World Record spokeswoman Laura Plunkett says Ingram set a record for most consecutive radio interviews in 24 hours.
Ingram gave 215 interviews between 8 a.m. Tuesday and 8 a.m. Wednesday as part of a promotional blitz for his new album, Big Dreams & High Hopes.
From the base of the Brooklyn Bridge in New York, he spoke by phone with radio stations in most of the 50 states and parts of Canada, Ireland and Australia. He not only broke the record, he annihilated it. The previous mark was 96.
He says in a statement: "After that last 24 hours, I officially have nothing left to say."
Ingram's latest hit, "Barefoot and Crazy," is No. 11 on the Billboard country chart.
Ben: Fishing is the thing that I love to do most that I never ever do. I love fishing. Can’t remember the last time I fished, although whenever it was, I didn’t like handling worms, or even the fish. Yet I am telling you now that fishing might be one of my favorite things to do in this world. Something’s gotta give. What advice can you give me?
Skin: I think you’re on the right path. I’d say continue to continue thinking that something you never do is way better than it actually is. In that way, it’s kind of like retirement. People work their arse off so that they can one day retire to get all this time to do all the stuff they’ve always wanted to do, because it sounds like it’s going to be so awesome. Then they get to that point and actually retire, only to realize that they’re bored out of their mind because they no longer feel useful without their daily gig, and all the stuff they thought they wanted to do requires some degree of energy. And they’re now old and tired, and they burned up all of their energy in their youth working their arse off so that they may one day get to retirement. So they spend their days just kind of looking around the room, and then looking at the phone that’s not ringing because nobody calls anymore, because retired people have nothing interesting to say, because they have nothing going on, so nobody wants to talk to them anymore. And they’re just kind of like, “Screw it, I guess I’ve got nothing better to do so I suppose I’ll go fishing.”
Ben: It’s either fishing or carving “Brooks was here” in a wall. I’ll take fishing. But in an interesting twist, I’m going to carve “Ben was here” in the side of every fish I catch. I’m so bored waiting to find out what our employment future is that some of your words stung a bit. We’re enduring a mini-retirement of sorts. Kind of helps to put the picture in the frame. I’m realizing now why my wife and I were so happy together — because I used to be at work all the time.
Skin: Well, at least you don’t fish for a living. Or ice-road truck. Yeah, if we don’t get jobs soon I’ll be headed for the same early retirement as HAL 9000. Except I’ll be saying, “Dear Lord, hurry up Dave. I can’t take this anymore and I refuse to fish.”
The Melvins, noted grandfathers of grunge, perform at 9:30 p.m. House of Blues' Cambridge Room, 2200 N. Lamar St. $16. 1-800-745-3000. ticketmaster.com.
Hardworking Dallas singer-songwriter Becky Middleton will be one of the first to take the stage at the new Tomorrow's Headliners series presented in House of Blues' restaurant venue. Grab a bite and enjoy her melodic songs about love and heartbreak. 10 p.m. House of Blues' Voodoo Lounge, 2200 N. Lamar St. $5. 214-976-2853. houseofblues.com.
I Heart Wednesday at Plush. Resident DJ Willie Trimmer spins hip-hop, house, and Top 40. 9 p.m. 1400 Main St. No cover. 214-606-1203. myspace.com/plushdallas.
Beat University at Mick's Bar. DJ Pierre and DJ Yosh spin dance, hip-hop and rock mash-ups. $3 drink specials all night. Doors open at 6 p.m. 2825 Greenville Ave. No cover. 214-827-0039. myspace.com/micksbar.
Resident DJ Francisco spins electro-house at Hotel Capri. $3 shot specials and $4 wells. Doors open at 6 p.m. 2020 Greenville Ave. No cover. 214-370-9944. thehotelcapri.com.
Right now, it looks like the issue is on the 9:30am morning docket,
which would not allow public speakers. Representatives from the Deep
Ellum Community Association and Deep Ellum Foundation will be there to
lobby for Deep Ellum, if the opportunity presents.
It is possible that the booting issue will not be reached in the
morning, but get kicked back to the afternoon public hearings, which
start at 1pm.
In that case, we will try to send out a quick email so that anyone who
would like to speak publicly can do so. There is nothing more
effective than filling the City Council chambers with supporters, we
just do not know yet whether that is possible.
But you can take 60 seconds RIGHT NOW to help. Just go to the
following link . . .
. . . and send an email message to all 14 councilpersons and the mayor
with the following message:
“I support an ordinance requiring that private parking lots that want
to immobilize vehicles must provide a receipt by either an electronic
pay station or uniformed attendant.”
The more you can personalize it, the better! You do not need to live
in Dallas to comment.
Not much else to say. Here are the instrux on getting the tickets, via a press release:
Southern Comfort announces The Polyphonic Spree will headline the Dallas show of the Southern Comfort Presents: underCOVER tour on Sept. 24 at The Palladium Ballroom. The Polyphonic Spree will give an up close and personal look into their musical influences, paying tribute to the artists and covering the very songs that helped forge the sounds you hear today. DJ Lord of Public Enemy will open the show mashing up old school beats with new school hits.
Date: Thursday, Sept. 24
Where: The Palladium Ballroom, 1135 South Lamar, Dallas, TX
Time: Doors open at 7 p.m. with DJ Lord's opening set beginning at 8 p.m.
Location: please visit www.southerncomfort.com/undercover and www.facebook.com/southerncomfort
Cost: Free, fans must text "DALLAS" to 68405 to receive the show's ticket code. Attendees must be 21 and over.
Midlake's Eric Pulido broke the silence about his band's long-awaited new album in an interview with Under the Radar's site last week. No official date to report for The Courage of Others, the follow-up to critical fave The Trials of Van Occupanther, but Pulido did throw out February 2010 of next year as a possibility. And despite the interviewer trying to work every possible angle to get the goods on the new songs, Pulido would only hint at a heavier and darker folk sound for the new stuff, influenced by '70s bands such as Fairport Convention and Steeleye Span. We'll tell you more when there's more to tell. I just hope there's a song on the new set as gorgeous and addictive as "Bandits" (above).
Planing to take a day trip to the big Toadies fest this weekend but don't have your tickets yet? Try winning them at Good Records. Writes store manager Chris Penn:
Come into Good Records and buy any Texas artist CD or LP and you will be automatically registered to win a pair of tickets to Dia De Los Toadies on 8/29 at Glen Rose, TX w/ Toadies, Secret Machines, 1100 Springs, Bowling For Soup, Ben Kweller, Boom Boom Box...we have 5 pairs of tix...drawing will be held on 8/27...if you don't win on Thursday get yourselves some tickets as this is the PERFECT way to end the summer.
Los Angeles bands Anavan and Dazzler bring the party to Dallas tonight at Fallout Lounge, 835 Exposition Drive. Time and price TBA. falloutlounge.com or anavan.com.
Rudy Rush is a vet of Showtime at the Apollo, Chappelle's Show and Def Comedy Jam. Catch his stand-up act at 8 p.m. Addison Improv, 4980 Belt Line Road, Suite 250. $20. 972-404-8501. improv.com.
Super Tuesdays at the Hotel Capri. Happy hour and complimentary valet from 5:30 p.m. until 8 p.m. DJ Tek-neek spins dance and hip-hop mash-ups. Doors open at 5 p.m. 2020 Greenville Ave. No cover. 214-370-9944. thehotelcapri.com.
Denton DJ Yeahdef presents his weekly '90s night. 10 p.m. Hailey's, 122 Mulberry St., Denton. $5 for under 21, no cover for over 21. 940-323-1160. haileysclub.com.
New CDs in stores today:Jack Ingram's Big Dreams & High Hopes, Matisyahu's Light, Arctic Monkeys' Humbug, Colbie Caillat's Breakthrough. New DVDs: Adventureland, Duplicity, Fighting.
I set a personal record in enjoying three -- count 'em, THREE -- Restaurant Week dinners this year. All of them were delish in their own ways, but one dining experience set the bar high. Shall we ...?
Charlie Palmer at The Joule: As I noted earlier, this downtown restaurant set the bar really high ... and my later dining experiences couldn't quite match it. Wish I'd eaten there last! You've seen the sumptuous salmon, but marvel at the sides -- olive oil mashed potatoes and silky creamed spinach. Old favorites cooked with a little extra something.
Getcha hankies ready, cuz Sandra Bullock's about to make you cry -- yes, America's Sweetheart is about to rip your heart out and dance all over it!
In The Blind Side, Bullock (at first unrecognizable as a blonde) plays the matriarch of a well-to-do Southern family. Married to Tim McGraw (totally unrecognizable without his hat and tight jeans), she seems to live a life of happy comfort in a world with few worries. That is, until she meets Mike, the big, burly (and much-feared on the playground) friend of her young son. When she learns Mike has no place to stay, she welcomes him into her home, and growing pains ensue, leading to Mike beginning to excel at school and even join the football team.
Yes, you can expect to hear the outcry about a white family "rescuing" Mike, a troubled black adolescent. But this story is adapted from the real life of former Ole Miss football player Michael Oher, so back off, haters. If there's something to complain about here, it's the sappiness that's sure to ooze out of this film, which seems to be an Oscar-bait meant to highlight Bullock's latest foray into drama. Despite the sap factor, the performances from McGraw and Bullock seem to ring true, so the film might rise above pure Kleenex drama.
Release date: Nov. 20
Chance of box office success: So-so. Wait, what am I talking about -- this movie's opening opposite the Twilight sequel, New Moon. Nice bit of counterprogramming, I suppose, for adults who aren't into the vampire craze, but Blind Side will probably be buried.
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